In preparation for the NFL Draft, folks at the SB Nation mothership have put together a Bull*** Draft Scouting Report Generator. It's amazing and y'all should give it a try.
But before you click on the above link, we decided to figure out which TCR writer has the best shot at the NFL--because this is the only way to truly decide.
I may not have the highest ceiling in this draft, but, damn it, I'm gonna try my hardest out there. The only problem is that I've never voted in an election; for all the general managers know they could be drafting a communist. So overall I'd say that's a pretty valid concern. #ThanksObama
"Night blindness" actually means "blacking out every night after consuming Fireball." The evaluators just wanted to be nice.
This is an incomplete scouting report. Before GM's can truly make a decision on Silich, they'll need to know what he was watching on Netflix. The difference between House of Cards and scientology documentaries can be the deciding factor in a game.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a 300 pound lineman. Look for Cain to be a mid-late first round pick.
Making bread is a complicated process, but the NFL is a complicated league. It's not looking good for Trevor.
Don't be embarrassed, Brad, this should be an easy fix with a little hard work. Just click here and we'll get it all straightened out.
MOVE ON FROM CALL OF DUTY, BRYCE.
All hail the .GIF master.