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You Bet Your Ass: Week 3

We are all really bad at gambling.

The best part of YBYA this year has been teaching our younger writers how to gamble. Few things feel more magical than instructing teenagers in the art of throwing money away. I'm like a proud papa! Only two of us nine gamblers finished in the black for the week, so maybe don't trust any of us with the deed to your house. Or any of your money. Especially Cain. He may be in the lead, BUT HE CAN NEVER REMEMBER TO SEND IN HIS MONEY BETS ON THE FIRST TRY.

Indiana vs Bowling Green (-3), O/U: 64

Primiano: $50 on Over 64

Vallese: $50 on Over 64

Vainisi: $50 on Indiana +3

Darin: $50 on Indiana +3

Rench: $25 on Indiana +3

Smith: $25 on Over 64

Whitchurch: $50 on Indiana +3

Silich: $100 on Indiana +3

Cain: $25 on Bowling Green -3

Cain: This looks ugly on paper and should be on the field as well. The defending MAC champs defend their home field and make people realize they are playing Indiana.

Miami (OH) vs Michigan (-31.5), O/U: 51

Primiano: $25 on Over 51

Vallese: $25 on Miami (OH) +31.5

Vainisi: $50 on Over 51

Darin: $25 on Over 51

Rench: $50 on Michigan -31.5

Smith: $25 on Under 51

Whitchurch: $25 on Miami (OH) +31.5

Silich: $50 on Michigan -31.5

Cain: $50 on Over 51

Rench: Ever seen an angry wolverine? I haven't and I'm ok with that.

Kent State vs Ohio State (-26.5), O/U: 52

Primiano: $25 on OSU -26.5

Vallese: $25 on Under 52

Vainisi:$25 on OSU -26.5

Darin: $25 on OSU -26.5

Rench: $25 on OSU -26.5

Smith: $25 on Kent State +26.5

Whitchurch: $25 on OSU -26.5

Silich: $25 on Under 52

Cain: $25 on OSU -26.5

Vainisi: The Buckeyes let me down last week—so naturally I pick them to cover again this week.

Iowa State vs Iowa (-15.5), O/U: 49

Primiano: $25 on Under 49

Vallese: $25 on Iowa State +15.5

Vainisi: $50 on Iowa -15.5

Darin: $50 on Iowa State +15.5

Rench: $50 on Iowa -15.5

Smith: $25 on Iowa State +15.5

Whitchurch: $50 on Under 49

Silich: $25 on Iowa -15.5

Cain: $25 on Over 49

Silich: I have no analysis for this game. I honestly just picked Iowa because they have a better color scheme. Iowa State sucks.

West Virginia vs Maryland (-4.5), O/U: 56

Primiano: $25 on WVU +4.5

Vallese: $50 on Maryland -4.5

Vainisi: $25 on Under 56

Darin: $25 on WVU +4.5

Rench: $50 on WVU +4.5

Smith: $25 on WVU +4.5

Whitchurch: $25 on WVU +4.5

Silich: $25 on Over 56

Cain: $50 on WVU +4.5

Vallese: I once got pulled over in West Virginia. I don’t like West Virginia.

Illinois vs Washington (-15), O/U: 64.5

Primiano: $25 on Over 64.5

Vallese: $25 on Illinois +15

Vainisi: $50 on Illinois +15

Darin: $50 on Illinois +15

Rench: $25 on Illinois +15

Smith: $50 on Over 64.5

Whitchurch: $100 on Over 64.5

Silich: $25 on Illinois +15

Cain: $25 on Over 64.5

Whitchurch: They can't set the over high enough on this.

Minnesota vs TCU (-8), O/U: 47.5

Primiano: $50 on TCU -8

Vallese: $100 on Over 47.5

Vainisi: $25 on Minnesota +8

Darin: $25 on Over 47.5

Rench: $50 on TCU -8

Smith: $50 on TCU -8

Whitchurch: $25 on TCU -8

Silich: $25 on Under 47.5

Cain: $25 on Over 47.5

Whitchurch: I live in Big 12 country now and have been told that TCU is a Big 12 sleeper so okay.

Purdue vs Notre Dame (-29), O/U: 55

Primiano: $50 on Notre Dame -29

Vallese: $25 on Notre Dame -29

Vainisi:$50 on Purdue +29

Darin: $100 on Notre Dame -29

Rench: $100 on Notre Dame -29

Smith: $100 on Notre Dame -29

Whitchurch: $50 on Under 55

Silich: $50 on Purdue +29

Cain: $50 on Notre Dame -29

Darin: I feel really stupid for picking Purdue last week. They can't make this line high enough.

Penn State (-3) vs Rutgers, O/U: 52

Primiano: $25 on Penn State -3

Vallese: $50 on Penn State -3

Vainisi: $100 on Penn State -3

Darin: $50 on Penn State -3

Rench: $50 on Penn State -3

Smith: $25 on Rutgers +3

Whitchurch: $50 on Penn State -3

Silich: $50 on Over 52

Cain: $50 on Over 52

Smith: Rutgers has looked better than most thought and I expect them to keep this one close and possibly win their first ever Big Ten game.

Nebraska (-10) vs Fresno State, O/U: 64

Primiano: $100 on Nebraska -10

Vallese: $50 on Under 64

Vainisi: $50 on Nebraska -10

Darin: $50 on Nebraska -10

Rench: $50 on Under 64

Smith: $50 on Nebraska -10

Whitchurch: $25 on Nebraska -10

Silich: $50 on Nebraska -10

Cain: $100 on Nebraska -10

Primiano: Fresno State is absolutely horrid. This game should be over by halftime.

Money On The Line This Week:

Primiano: $400

Vallese: $425

Vainisi: $425

Darin: $450

Rench: $525

Smith: $400

Whitchurch: $425

Silich: $425

Cain: $425

Season Earnings (Bankroll):

Primiano: -$225 (Last week: -$50)

Vainisi: -$75 (Last week: -$125)

Vallese: -$100 (Last week: -$100)

Darin: $25 (Last week: +$50)

Whitchurch: -$275 (Last week: -$175)

Smith: $50 (Last week: +$100)

Rench: -$250 (Last week: -$25)

Silich: -$250 (Last week: -$175)

Cain: $175 (Last week: -$75)

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