Listen, I'm not complaining at all.
I totally understand why a day at the water park would be perfect for a group of guys after they've been going through practices and two-a-days. I've been through those, and you need a damned day off at some point. Spending that day with your teammates is even better, because it's nice to spend time with them off the field at that point.
All I'm going to say is this.
The football team goes to the water park.