During last night's national championship game Michigan's Trey Burke made this block on Louisville's Peyton Siva.
Burke was called for a foul because all referees are terrible and should be fired into the sun. It wasn't a foul, it was a clean block. Everybody knew this. Even our old friend Brandon Paul, who tweeted the following.
If that was a foul on Burke then I'm a baby penguin #nationalchampionship— Brandon Paul (@BP3) April 9, 2013
Now, it wasn't a foul, so obviously Brandon Paul is not a baby penguin. A baby penguin could not average 16.6 points per game playing in the Big Ten. Maybe the SEC, but not the Big Ten.
Anyway, even if Brandon Paul isn't a baby penguin, that doesn't mean we can't make him into a baby penguin. So we made him into a baby penguin.
That's right, BP3 now stands for Baby Penguin III.