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There Is A Rogue County In Illinois That Must Be Destroyed

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Alexander Country is hereby kicked out of the state.

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Facebook, via Deadspin, put together a pretty awesome map of school allegiances during this NCAA Tournament based on user data and as you'd expect, the state of Illinois is dominated by Illinois fans. However, while 100% of the counties in the state of Indiana are supporting the Hoosiers, there was one county in the state of Illinois who abandoned their Illini.

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That's right, tiny little Alexander County in the southwest corner of the state supports Indiana. Which is something that would make a lot more sense, say, if Alexander County was on the other side of the state. You know, the one that borders Indiana.

But it isn't.

And while some people might be interested in finding out why Alexander County supports Indiana, I share no such interests. No, if I have a cancerous tumor in my body I'm not interested in its life story, I want a surgeon to cut that son of a bitch out of me.

Which is what we need to do with Alexander County. The fact that it supports Indiana is the only thing you need to know about the damn place. What the hell is the point of having those unmanned drones if we, as a country, aren't going to use them on the people that deserve them the most?

Kendall Gill would kick the shit out of Alexander County if given the chance. We should all be more like Kendall Gill.

See a full-size picture of the map here.

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