I actually did a pretty good job of avoiding all the Super Bowl hype this year, so I'm quite proud of myself. As for the game itself, well, it's taking place today. I remember a time when that was a huge deal to me.
That's not really the case anymore.
It's not that I'm not interested in the game, because I actually am. I've loved Colin Kaepernick since he was still running the pistol at Nevada, and I'm happy to see The Ostrich doing well in the NFL. I also have Italian solidarity with Joe Flacco.
So you know I'll be watching it, and I know you'll be watching it. So we might as well watch it together.
Maybe Beyonce's boob will fall out.