While we know it's your birthday, Bill, we don't know your address. So we couldn't send the card. However, we'd feel bad if we didn't share the card with you here because we want you to know that we appreciate everything you've done with the offense this season.
The improvement has been remarkable.
And although we know that the tradition states people are supposed to give you gifts for your birthday, we think a much better idea would be for you to give us the gift of seeing the offense put up 60 on Wisconsin this Saturday night.
We're sure you agree.