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Well, we can't win games, but at least we win in the classroom? Okay, so I'm not going to pretend I"m excited that the Illini had 18 members of the football team named Academic All-Big Ten for the fall semester, but good for them anyway. It's obvious this whole football thing isn't going to work out*, so better have that education to fall back on!
* I keed, I keed
Here they are in alphabetical order.