General Stupidity
So You've Graduated From Illinois
Congratulations on achieving one of the more remarkable accomplishments on your long, slow march toward death.
2013-14 Illinois B1G Hockey Schedule
The Big Ten released the schedule for the inaugural season of Big Ten hockey on Wednesday, and here's who the Illini will be playing this season.
Did Ron Zook Spurn Eric Fisher To Go Golfing?
One of the top picks in the draft said a Big Ten head coach ditched him for a golf outing while on a visit.
Who Is The Northwestern Bagman?
I think we all know, it's just The Champaign Room is the only site brave enough to say it.
So You've Graduated From Illinois
Congratulations on achieving one of the more remarkable accomplishments on your long, slow march toward death.
2013-14 Illinois B1G Hockey Schedule
The Big Ten released the schedule for the inaugural season of Big Ten hockey on Wednesday, and here's who the Illini will be playing this season.
Did Ron Zook Spurn Eric Fisher To Go Golfing?
One of the top picks in the draft said a Big Ten head coach ditched him for a golf outing while on a visit.
Brandon Paul Is A Baby Penguin
He tweeted it, I did it.
Thanks For Trying, Chicago Tribune
This is the kind of typo I think we can all get behind.
EXCLUSIVE: Satellite Images Of Champaign
Science is amazing.
Cancel Your Cosmo Subscription
They think the Illini are ugly.
We've A Traitor In Our Midst
Alexander Country is hereby kicked out of the state.
Happy St. Patrick's Day
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State Of Hate: Indiana
Indiana is a terrible place and deserves your scorn.
State Of Hate: Minnesota
Minnesota is an awful, awful place.
A Bridge Too Far
Purdue's latest act of aggression against the Illini is the final straw.
Cadbury Creme Eggs Need To Be Sold Year-Round
They are the greatest thing Christianity ever produced.
EXCLUSIVE: New Illinois Basketball Uniforms
Illinois has signed a deal with Adidas and The Champaign Room has come across an early prototype of our new basketball uniforms.
Open Bar: Space Invaders
WE ARE UNDER ATTACK FROM SPACE AND WE MUST FIGURE OUT A WAY TO FIGHT BACK BEFORE WE ARE WIPED FROM THE UNIVERSE.
How To Spread The Illinois Brand In Chicago
Mike Thomas' idea to dye the Chicago River orange is a good start, but there's a lot more that can be done. Here are some suggestions.
