So on a whim I went over to Stubhub this afternoon just to see how cheap you could get an Illini football ticket for if you wanted to, and it turns out that you can get tickets for as low as $5 if you want. And you'd have plenty of options in that price range too.
Just check for yourself.
And then I came across this offer.
Yes, that's right, for only $999, you can buy a ticket in section 110, in the east corner of the south horseshoe. Who wouldn't want those tickets?
Well, nobody would, actually. But it can't hurt to ask, right?