This one comes to us via the NUrds over at Sippin' On Purple.
It turns out that if you ask your iPhone what its favorite Big Ten football team is you'll find out you and Siri have something in common. You both love to torture yourselves with Illini football fandom.
Hooray! Losing finally pays off big! A automated voice inside your ridiculously expensive phone likes Illinois too!
Of course, while you can spend your time asking a phone stupid questions like who it roots for in football, I only ask my phone the important questions.
And it's of no fucking help.
Seriously, though, have you see them? I need to go to the store and last time I went without pants I may or may not have had to secure the services of a lawyer.
Land of the free my ass.