4 months ago Article 2 comments

Minnesota 84 Illinois 67: Thank You Sir May I Have Another?

The Gophers were just too much for the Illini.

4 months ago Article 0 comments

You Wouldn't Like John Groce When He's Angry

The man is a treasure

4 months ago Article 1 comment

Brandon Paul Emasculates Trevor Mbakwe

OH MY GOD THE CARNAGE

4 months ago GameThread 102 comments

GameThread: My Enemy Is A Varmint

Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts. How about a nice, cool drink, varmints? Scum! Slime! Menace to the golfing industry! You're a disgrace. You're varmints. You're one of the lowest members of the food chain and you'll probably be replaced by the rat. Well, I have been pushed. It's about time somebody teaches these varmints a little lesson about morality and about what it's like to be a decent, upstanding member of a society! Come to Carl, varmint. -- I guess we're playing for keeps now. I guess the kidding around is pretty much over. I guess it's just a matter of pumping about five thousand gallons of water down there to teach you a little bit of a lesson. Is that it? I think it is!

4 months ago Article 8 comments

I Don't Know What To Expect

The Illini host Minnesota at Assembly Hall tonight, but with the two performances we've seen from this team in Big Ten play, it's hard to know who is showing up tonight.

4 months ago Article 1 comment

Mannie Jackson To Be Honored At Minnesota Game

Former Illini great and current Harlem Globetrotters owner Mannie Jackson's jersey will be raised during the game against Minnesota.