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Illinois vs Minnesota Storystream

The Illini host Minnesota at Assembly Hall tonight, but with the two performances we've seen from this team in Big Ten play, it's hard to know who is showing up tonight.

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Minnesota 84 Illinois 67

The Gophers were just too much for the Illini.

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GameThread: Illinois vs Minnesota

Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts. How about a nice, cool drink, varmints? Scum! Slime! Menace to the golfing industry! You're a disgrace. You're varmints. You're one of the lowest members of the food chain and you'll probably be replaced by the rat. Well, I have been pushed. It's about time somebody teaches these varmints a little lesson about morality and about what it's like to be a decent, upstanding member of a society! Come to Carl, varmint. -- I guess we're playing for keeps now. I guess the kidding around is pretty much over. I guess it's just a matter of pumping about five thousand gallons of water down there to teach you a little bit of a lesson. Is that it? I think it is!

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